I'm Moving to France on Tuesday.

The Physical Impossibility of Ian

In the Mind of Someone Living.


'I'm going to show you my Graphics Tablet.'

I need to fall down the stairs.

Last night, I spent many, many hoiurs doing my photography finishing touches. I think I will be okay, and I have given everything in to michelle now. I have this feeling I have forgotten something though. It's rather conspicuous and makes me suddenly feel panic and my eyes hurt. I hope I don't remember JUST as I'm about to sleep because it hurts too much.

When I was going to bed last night, I came across four piles of vomit, some blood and some poo. I am very worried my pussy cat Magic may be quite ill :(. I have never had to clean up a pool of blood like that. I had to cry and I threw up my tea. Poor Magic :(


It feels very good to have my work done and given in, even though I spent about half an hour surrounded by terrible people waiting to buy a ticket for the christmas thing at college. Marcus already has one, so now I can't NOT or he'll look like a total square at a christmas event alone. Poor Marcus :| OR NOT. I will buy one tomorrow when I'm supposed to be in Graphics. It will be easy for me to get out because I have finished all my work :) I hope a very fat lady does shout at us all again because we were lining up in a way we should be. STUPID woman.
I am so hungry.

The Winning Bidder.

I JUST GOT THE BEST FEELING.

I was browsing ebay's selection of 35mm cameras, and I had been talking to my step dad about getting a camera pre-70's on ebay for dirt cheeeeap spends, and look what I stumbled across later on. THIS BAD BOY TO THE LEFT!

I check up on it. The winning bidder is my step dad (L).

'Don't get shitty with me!'

Friday night was my work's christmas event! I was so excited, but I messed up my getting ready time by sitting in Worden Coffee Shop with Marcus! Oh, and he has the cheek to say 'You're dragging me down with you!' Dear, dear Barnett, we'll see what Anne has to say about this kind of sabotage. It was pleasant though :)

So, I had half an hour to get ready. Nicola Young had an issue with her shower and had to run around to mine to get ready. We stared at each other from each end of the stairs shaking our heads for ages. 'We are utter wastemen'. It was the most fun gettin ready quickly though, and we didn't do a bad job by the end :D

By the time we got to the shop,most people were already drunk. Bottles of sambucca, wine, champagne, malibu and things I can't remember were passed around. I don't remember having two drinks the same. This isn't usually what I'd do :(
We got in the taxi, and it was hilarious. So many unflattering photographs were taken and we all had a joke. Good ones (Y).

When we got there, we all got drinks. PINT OF CHEEKY VIMTO £8.80 :| The guy gave us doubles instead of singles, like we asked to be ripped off this way. Give it about half an hour and two people from our group were throwing up in the toilet. We got put on water for two hours and shamed by the staff for being 'too drunk'! They said, if we tried to buy another drink from the bar we would be kicked out! We didn't even get to watch the amazing boyband, Envy. Heartbroken.

So, we ended up leaving some three hours early after a complete sham of a meal! We piled into the cocktail factory where they gave us all free shots and invited us into the VIP area! We saw people getting fully turned away so, it was a nice feeling :). After a million cocktails we went to Wallstreet and Liz fell asleep on the sinks :| Oh liiiiiz! We figured it was hometime as everyone was all danced out and ready for bed.
I made a cheese sandwich when I got home.
I loved it.

Monster Grab XXL

I was told my photographs are 'inspirational' :| I have never been more embarrassed.
I wish I could be nice and say something that wouldn't make the complimenter feel like they have said something wrong!
I am terrible.


Tomorrow, I have that big event! It should be alright you know :) I'm quite excited about it really.
I got a few things developed today, a colour so I couldn't do it myself :( but I got my negatives back this time! Here are a few...


oh P.S Marcus has heartbreaking icons.

Flora Buttery

You aren't foolin' anyone.