Dear Diary,

Here is a photograph of me booking my holiday...
This was just before they took over £800 more than they should have taken. THANKS GUYS. I'm getting it back and it's being hidden away!

I'm going on the 27th and I'm sure you wont miss my terrible blogging skills.

Marcus has gone to Barcelona to have fun on the beach and listen to music, BUT, in his absence he has left me some quite wonderful things :) He posted this c-ute little zine for me to pick up in front of the door whilst he's away. It has some lovely little letters in! I haven't finished reading it yet because I don't want to read it all at once. It's the cutest thing EVEREVEREVER. He has also left me something for each day he's away. What a sweetheart. I wont go further into it as he'll either be embarrassed, or I'll be uncomfortable with how much other people know about our love affair. GET OUT.
He's the sweetest, though :) Awww. :') :') :')

Deadline on the 2nd June. deaddeaddead. I'll definitely be finished in time, I just don't want the three weeks of painful hard work that comes after so I can please everyone who has been told I'm getting DDD. Stupid big mouth Ian, Heatley, Mum.

Peter Heatley has been successful this week. He's a qualified lifeguard now! OOOOH BABY!! I text him when we found out he had passed saying 'help me, help me I'm drowning!!' and he replied with 'I'd point and laugh'. We'll see how long he has that certificate for then wont we!

Sarah has become increasingly interested in boys. It's wonderful to listen to her and her best friend, Beth (who LOVES me) talk about all the boys they would 'rather' haha. Cute talk.

Congratulations to Nicola Young passing her driving test!! She took me on a smooth, smooth cruise down Longton way the other night- I bought an inflatable crocodile. We picked up Helen after that and talked the whole night about Turkish men and cocktail dances. It was exciting :)

A few nights ago, Wednesday evening/day time. Young'n and I watched Disney films and started drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon. By 10:45 when Helen, Nicola and I were ready to go out, we were absolutely wasted. We hit Reflex and Roper. Neither of which can any of us remember much of. We met Liz and Steph and Gamble. Fun times were had dancing and having shots of this and that. I remember none of the taxi rides, not much of the dancing, none of the photographs that were taken and hardly much of how I got home, except my knees collapsing when I was walking. EMBARRASSED. But we were all incredibly happy all night long :) We introduced the apron dance to a few customers too ;) Yeah.