Nose got pierced didn't it!

I had my nose pierced at Beauty Spot in the indoor market by an American bloke who's arms were thicker than my head.

He asked me if I wanted the gun or the needle, turns out needle is more precise but takes long! I didn't care how long it took really. Next thing I knew, I was on the chair, clamped up having a big stick pushed through my nostril. It didn't hurt but looked hilarious. My eyes didn't water either! I had the needle there for a while as he fiddled with the stud, pushed it through, screwed it up and hey presto. It bled for ages and hurt abit afterwards but otherwise no problems! I think my mum actually quite likes it and my grandma said it was 'very cool'.

I'll tell you what's very cool, moving out! My new room is bigger than the lounge in my family home! Nice. 

Other than that, nothing. 

And, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

So, so, so stressed that I feel violent and upset all the time. What makes it worse is that I know I'm wasting my time even caring.

This time next week...

I'll be in my new home :).

I have been quite ill and generally down recently. I hope it clears up quickly so I can be gone and have fun.

Someone, I don't know who exactly, but someone has brought up the idea of a lovely trip to Centre Parcs. The usual Lushies on tour once again! Lauren, Liz, Helen and I will be hitting yet another party destination, bringing along the Lauren Special and the Apron Dance. I'm quite excited. :)

This is Rossy, he's really cute but gets too excited and puts his teeth on whatever he can grab that looks like skin. He likes Budgies and other dogs.

16 days left.

Today, I went to Cedar Farm with Sarah and Mum. We had a pleasant meal outside in the little garden, which was somewhat ruined by uninvited wasps. It was, none the less, very yummy. After, Sarah and i went to feed the goats and chickens. They were particularly frisky today, but the big white one was subdued as usual. He can't have any food because it makes him sick, so I spent an unusually long time stroking his neck, which he seemed to like :). Two children who I presume were under the age of 10 came into the animal area alone and I saw them picking up little bits of maize from the ground to try to feed the goat, so I went and offered to share my tub of food with them. They were really excited! They found it the funniest when the big white one started to wee.
One of the tiny baby goat tried to eat a bit of my jeans and got hold of a part of Sarah's pants and wouldn't let go! Sarah had to open his mouth to be able to get her pants back! It was lovely :) Feeding goats feels funny on your hand.

Other than that it's been quite a sad day.

Someone with money can buy you rings.

THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH DIY I CAN TAKE. :(
monthsmonthsmonthsmonths.


I feel like i have lost my best friend.
I have been and returned from my summer holiday with Helen. I had fun with Helen, but otherwise, a bad experience. £400+ not very well spent.

I have a new Macbook, which I'm currently on :) It's a bloody handful but exciting.

I have nothing to say really, everything that has happened that's of any significance recently has been something that equates to a ':('...hopefully in the next month that will all change.

UPDATE:
Not everything has been bad, I have a new dentist-he isn't as wonderful as my German Dentist, but he gave me a polish :) He didn't get rid of any plaque, which is unnerving really... POLISHED. Also, I'll be saying 'hello' to a few visiters in my mouth, Mr & Mrs WisdomTeeth after looking at my x-ray which was positively mind blowing.
I LOVE TEETH
I LOVE TEETH
I LOVE TEETH

UPDATE 2:
I want lots and lots and lots of cigarettes :((((

HelloHeaven

Get ready for the party... I'm cuming.

Sniff sniff.

My camera was the most interesting thing in the world clearly!

Son of Dork

Yesterday, I went into town with Sarah and Anne Young to get the last minute essentials. I got the last minute essentials luckily and just before sarah had her hissy fit. Now I have to lure her in with fast food or something special to make her come with me again today :\
I later met Marcus Barnett in the train station where I saw a German Shepherd PUPPY!!! It was perky and wanted to smell everything and everyone going past, probably in case they had anything it could eat :'). Marcus eventually came up the steps, slowly after his totally macho work out in the pool. We went to The Olive Press, which was lovely :) So lovely in fact that Marcus licked his plate, just once but it was sufficient ;) After which, I took this photograph...


I have found a way of putting the photographs that are on my phone, onto the computer FINALLY! It's a long process, but worth it because I get to do this now...

Texet Fun-Key 8 P

I haven't written for a very long time because I haven't wanted to.
Many, many different things have happened, a few were pretty awful. However, a lot were very nice, finishing college forever and never, ever having to go back, ever! In addition, many days with lovely Marcus Barnett and the lush ladies.

• Grandad Died
• Grandad's funeral
• Dad's vertigo
• Sarah Young moves up a set (clever boots)
• Liverpool dirty weekend
• Marriage to Gary Barlow of Take That
• Mum loses lots of weight
• DDM
• Swimming pools
• Packing for a holiday
• Clearing out my room
• Nicola Young's stories of girls threatening to hang other girls.

Mostly nice things, rather than sad and heartbreaking things.
I've lost my motivation to write much more. I'll post some photographs instead...

Lancashire Fire and Rescue Service.

Monday was quite a day! Andy Cunningham, cutie pie of the century, came into runshaw in the afternoon to hold a UAF meeting for those who accepted on facebook- not all showed up ¬¬ but it was certainly an eye opener.
After that I took tens of pictures of Marcus' face until he was fighting me away. I have one of them as my wallpaper as I type. It's a nice one :). Marcus went home and I went to the park whilst waiting for the bus. Because it was a nice day I had the chance to sit wherever I wanted, and I did. Next to the pond I sat and I felt like I was part of the wildlife. Lots of ducks were around and I found out how funny the noise of them jumping into the water is. A mummy moorhen was swimming around looking for her baby moorhens in the reeds. I could hear them calling for her with a tiny, tiny little squeak. She was could back with a just as tiny squeak, and they found each other eventually. It was a heartbreakingly sweet reunion :'). I sat with them for around 40 minutes.
When I was walking for the bus, I walked really close to some bunnies, some where obviously still babies, but as I got closer then hopped away. When I was on the bus I felt like snow white.

The saturday before that was Nicola Young's leaving party (not birthday, like Marcus though ¬¬). Uncle Andy, YET AGAIN on top form. I spend alot of time with him and Angus that night. They are a real hoot. We played a monster game of ring of fire which ended at around 5:15 sunday morning. It was an absolute killer game and I haven't laughed as much as I did that night in a very long time. A good way to see Nicola Young off for four months (dying inside over this!!).

This week has been terribly upsetting. Fucked up my FMP- thanks for letting me know I was doing that when you checked my work every week, Michelle...It's good to know you give a fuck. I received only a merit for it. Disappointed in myself. I'll be walking away from college with a DDM, but also an unconditional offer so my two years at Runshaw can FUCK.OFF completely. So, so glad to be leaving. Michelle has really, really fucked me over with that. She said my work has meaning and is much more to her taste, rather than the other students who are doing fashion for the glamour and pretty, pretty little models. Whereas mine was much more to her 'taste' and a bit dirty, but she didn't let me know that I hadn't gone into enough depth in certain areas, and bothered to tell me in a busy corridor. Clearly she wasn't paying much attention in our weekly planning sessions which are one-to-one. I feel like I have been shit on.
A better way to think of it is like I was receiving AAB at a-levels. Okay I guess... [ :( ]
An even BETTER way to think of it is that I don't have to feel bad for much longer because I have one day left and I'm FREE :'). Friday, I'm getting bloody pissed in lesson.

Ohhhhh :D.

Dear Diary,

Here is a photograph of me booking my holiday...
This was just before they took over £800 more than they should have taken. THANKS GUYS. I'm getting it back and it's being hidden away!

I'm going on the 27th and I'm sure you wont miss my terrible blogging skills.

Marcus has gone to Barcelona to have fun on the beach and listen to music, BUT, in his absence he has left me some quite wonderful things :) He posted this c-ute little zine for me to pick up in front of the door whilst he's away. It has some lovely little letters in! I haven't finished reading it yet because I don't want to read it all at once. It's the cutest thing EVEREVEREVER. He has also left me something for each day he's away. What a sweetheart. I wont go further into it as he'll either be embarrassed, or I'll be uncomfortable with how much other people know about our love affair. GET OUT.
He's the sweetest, though :) Awww. :') :') :')

Deadline on the 2nd June. deaddeaddead. I'll definitely be finished in time, I just don't want the three weeks of painful hard work that comes after so I can please everyone who has been told I'm getting DDD. Stupid big mouth Ian, Heatley, Mum.

Peter Heatley has been successful this week. He's a qualified lifeguard now! OOOOH BABY!! I text him when we found out he had passed saying 'help me, help me I'm drowning!!' and he replied with 'I'd point and laugh'. We'll see how long he has that certificate for then wont we!

Sarah has become increasingly interested in boys. It's wonderful to listen to her and her best friend, Beth (who LOVES me) talk about all the boys they would 'rather' haha. Cute talk.

Congratulations to Nicola Young passing her driving test!! She took me on a smooth, smooth cruise down Longton way the other night- I bought an inflatable crocodile. We picked up Helen after that and talked the whole night about Turkish men and cocktail dances. It was exciting :)

A few nights ago, Wednesday evening/day time. Young'n and I watched Disney films and started drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon. By 10:45 when Helen, Nicola and I were ready to go out, we were absolutely wasted. We hit Reflex and Roper. Neither of which can any of us remember much of. We met Liz and Steph and Gamble. Fun times were had dancing and having shots of this and that. I remember none of the taxi rides, not much of the dancing, none of the photographs that were taken and hardly much of how I got home, except my knees collapsing when I was walking. EMBARRASSED. But we were all incredibly happy all night long :) We introduced the apron dance to a few customers too ;) Yeah.

Pour some sugar on me.

Im losing the will to blog.

I have changed the alarm on my phone to Aretha Franklin so I wake up in a good mood. It doesn't always work, mind.

My deadline is soon and then it's reworking time. Ian showed me what I need to do to get a DDD (which is AAA if I was doing A levels) and it seems within reach. I'll just rework everything I physically can and see where that gets me. I am just doing my final prints now and this is usually where absolutely everything goes tits up. Looking forward to that one!

It's the last promo tonight and I have a distinct feeling there will be some major A holes knocking around.

I'm listening to Diana Ross instead of going to college for a while. Upside down you turn me, you give your love instictively....


This is one of the final prints. It's not finished yet.







HOW WEIRD DOES TRUFFLE LOOK?!

I am green today.

Yesterday, when I was cleaning my room and wardrobes I found an old journal I used to keep.
It's WONDERFUL, I was so great at keeping track of my life.






click them to read them :)

Dick and Dom

I love you more than I love my Mum.

Children with Placards.

On Monday, I went with Marcus to Marchester to join the Anti-BNP march through the streets. There was a hefty turn-out and everyone was shouting and singing by the end of the march.
I'm too tired to write.



Marcus and I took these photographs today...

The other day, Marcus and I discovered we could be related.

But we aren't, actually.

On Tuesday, Marcus and I went to The Cornerhouse to try to do The Reel Deal again, which is a really good deal! I was going to have a glass of wine instead of a pint and everything!! The ovens were broken so they had to stop letting people do it. We went to Popalino's instead :) And bought Jaques Cider. 'If it means owt now...'
We went to see Encounters At The End of the World by Werner Herzog which was great! It was funny in some parts but really interesting at most, with quite a frightening introduction into McMurdo. He also made fun of a linguist who lived there because he spoke too much. He did make an intresting point about people caring more about rehoming animals than a dying language. There was an incredibly upsetting part whilst he was following the penguins, where they had filmed the exact moment in a penguins life where it decided to turn away from it's flock and walk towards the mountains alone. They found another of these penguins but were advised to not disrupt the penguins track. Marcus said he would keep it forever. The whole scene was just white mountains and snowy ground- there was nothing and this Penguin would have been alone for thousands of miles, without food or protection from it's flock. It was heading for certain death :'(. Otherwise- a very interesting documentary.
After that, we went to the red 'mosher' pub and were surrounded by men with hair longer than mine and women in fishnets and foot high platforms.
We also went to Manchester's revolution. I have to say- Preston's is better :)

The next morning I had a blood test, and this time it really, really hurt! It never usually hurts, and I have a visable bruise on my arm now :\ Maybe there have been too many holes pushed into my am recently for the vein to keep up!
That night, Steph's 21st birthday happened! I met a very nice young lady called Kym and another girl who I can't remember's name, but who danced with us in Lava. The boys were wankers. Nicola and I opened our Lemon Cider (oh baby) and it spilt everywhere. The punch was delicious and in the cocktail factory, we were served quite quickly by a very small man with a huge mustache. My cocktail was called Tinerbell's Tutu and it had hundreds and thousands sprinkles around the edge. It was DELICIOUS. We went to Reflex after that and a man was pole dancing like a dream! Cheeky Vimto tasted like horrible wine and a disguuuusting man with bulging eyes was body rolling over to Helen who was oblivious until he was quite close. I almost wee'd on the dancefloor. I think he saw us laughing at him because he stood awkwardly for a while and then left. He must have been pushing 50 and looked like a frightening Egyptian from The Mummy. Gross. We went to Lava after that and we got in slowly, but when Helen and I wanted to nip out, Stewart and Dominic gave us special treatment and were all winky :). The bouncers were charming everywhere that night.
A boy told me he had seen my dress on another girl that night and I was like 'THANKS :|' and he said 'no...you're about a foot and a half taller than her' fuck oooooofffffffff. Lava was funny- no sign of Gamble though :( There was some kind of transvestite on stage trying to get everyone to do a special dance. I think absolutely NOBODY responded except to saw 'who the fuckk???'. We left when he was on. It was home time and I was sick to death of wondering whether anyone could see my nipples.
Never wearing that dress ever again.

Tonight, Marcus and I are going to the beer festival and we're probably also going to end up at Reflex again listening to Oh, What a Night. :) I can't wait.

Look what we had done the other day in the train station...
I love it when Marcus styles my hair and I sit on his knee :).

My Grandad is out of hospital and feelin' fiiiiiine! Which means more nana visits and more cups of the best tea ever :) I love!

'So help me god I will slap you in public...'

This is what I get from Marcus (L).

Last night, Marcus, Heath, Mark and I all went to theeeee Mad Ferret to see The Kabeedies who were really cute actually :). The lady who sang was dancing around like a robot, which you only see on football fields or a Lady GaGa concert these days. She didn't look like a prick though. They were really nice and the guitarist looked like Sam Nicholas. The same guy ALLLLWAYS IDs me there, it's embarrassing because I have changed alot since I was 16, in appearance, and I can tell they're thinking it's not me :(
Heath beat Mark at pool.
Sam 'the birthday boy' King arrived with some of his friends and we all had a drink, before going to find his sister. A guitarist with a typically 'brit pop' hairstyle asked Marcus what the greatest parts of his life had been. Marcus didn't answer, LOSER. If I was going to be asked, I would have mentioned the time I was awarded a trophy for my incredible Cricket skills in year 4. I didn't once hit the ball.
He didn't ask me, and I ended up having to remind Marcus that I was actually the best thing in his life. What a fucking JOKE. That complete stranger went on to tell us he suffered mental health problems for a few years. COOL GUY TELLING STRANGERS.
We all walked towards Yates' because it's the coolest hang in Preston. We got to the door and the bouncer said 'no trainers' :( so Marcus and I went to Reflex!! AHAHA. It was actually quite wonderful. We got doubles and danced to songs like Grease Medley, Run DMC and Aerosmith and Dolly Parton. It really is one of the worst places you could ever go. There were sexy women EVERYWHERE. I was surprised Marcus wanted to leave with me, given the amount of clunge there was there. 30+ forever.
We topped off our Reflex experience with a very, very in depth conversation about family issues, racist influences, aids and parenting.
Decided to go to Barney's. WHO DECIDES?!?! Barney's was closed.
We walked to Warehouse and Marcus picked up a wine bottle, then smashed it so all the wine went all over my feet. THANK YOU. Some bellend started saying 'why do you speak posh??' Go back to Topshop, horrible boy :(. We got to the door of Warehouse and changed our minds haha. Just got in a taxi home.
Taxi driver was a smooth operator if I ever saw one! Opened the door for us and shook Marcus' hand and hugged me. I gave him a £2 tip. He was pleasant but asked personal questions like 'are you two getting out together?'
I can't tell you how I managed to get the bed out, I was really drunk. We went to sleep and woke up in the morning. I found Marcus with Truffle :) She really, really likes him.

Sarah and I ordered food today and now I feel like grease is pouring out of me :(
I hate writing blogs that have no photographs to include.

Tomorrow, Helen is going to cancel our Turkey booking so we can rearrange the holiday to include Steph and Liz :D!!! Lushies on Tour '09. We're going to drink Fish Tanks of cocktails and sit in the sun forever :) Nicola is already going to be there, so we will be on it immediately in the bar aparently :) it'll be a long trip.

I masturbate to Marcus Barnett licking my breasts on a canal in Manchester

He didn't think I would do it, but I absolutely did.

'It's worse if you're mixing with drugs, Kathryn...'

RIGHT, thanks doc.

Aparently drinking is making my liver work too hard, andddd I have to cut down on the alcohol intake. I have to say that was the most embarrassing consultation of my life. Mum certainly didn't need to be there, but she was. How much, on average, I drink on a night out. I could see my mum rubbing her temples when I had to explain myself.
He also mentioned drugs. Like...recreational drugs. Do I honestly look like the person who is a regular drug user? :(


Fuck off, Marcus' birthday and easter weekend, I'm bloody drinking! Blood test at the end of the month and I'm definately not getting my hopes up. I'm not changing my plans for the sake of my liver. The doctor even said 'enjoy it whilst you can!'

Got my hair done, whilst my hairdresser suggested I go on a date with her son. :| Bye, bye black roots :)

Last night was Sam's BBQ party event. The food never cooked for the meat eaters, but us vegetarians were stuffed :) Lovely. There were some high school wankers there, actually. Not Nick, but the others. 'Why did you force all that vodka on us, Sam?!' :| It was funny otherwise:)

Oh yeah, that high school wanker kid said 'oh I don't care, I didn't even know Ian Tomlinson' :| what.

Grandad :'(

Times, times, tiiiimes.

I'm very excited to get my life back on track after the major blow of tonsillitis. I wouldn't say it has been my favourite illness, still on the meds. I had to half the dosage because 2 pills 4 times a day was too much for my pathetic body. So nooow, it's taking twice as long to get through the whole course. Doctor might tell me to stop taking them tomorrow though. HOPEHOPEHOPE.

It's Quids tonight, so I see my work ladies for the first time in months! Ring of Fire as well, we're on it!!
There will be a few photographs I imagine so that will be something enjoyable to post :) Hopefully Nicola Young will take it too far with the beverages, since Clit still has to buy her birthday drinks. Booya.

On Saturday, I went to the ferret, warehouse and the old dog. It was nice because the company I was in made me laugh huge amounts. Warehouse was somewhat of an experience. Felt like an aneurysm. It was good, no less :)

Next up after tonight is Marcus Barnett's bloody 18th! A night that will be :D I have my dress which I realised I have dropped 2 dress sizes according to topshop standards. And those standards are pretty tough, since they have reintroduced a size 6 into their normal size ranges, rather than just in 'petite'. Next stop, size 8 :)
Marcus told me he wants to go into Lava so he can buy endless VKs.
My brother, Peter Heatley will be out that night too, you know. The whole gang :)

Later this month I have Steph Leggett to entertain :D Her big 21st. That will be a rough night I think. Nicola Young is up for it.

It bloody stinks of paint in this house ¬¬

You're just a Barfly baby

Please never stop making music.

I just remembered how brilliant our Ray is.


COME BACK TO ME RAYYY, SING TO ME AGAIN :'(